Q. What do you call a bunch of millionaires sitting around watching the Super Bowl?A. The Dallas Cowboys
3 Chinese friends, Bu, Cu and Fu went to America. They decided to americanize their names.
Bu became Buck, Cu became Chuck and Fu went back to China.
Q: What do poker and sex have in common?
A: If you don’t have a good partner, you better have a good hand.
Q. Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs?A. Because he doesn’t want anyone to know he’s screwing a chicken.
Q. Why couldn’t the blonde add 10 and 7 on a calulator?
A. She couldn’t find the 10 key.
Q: How do you know when a man’s planning for the future?
A: He buys TWO cases of beer.