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Q. What do you call a bunch of millionaires sitting around watching the Super Bowl?A. The Dallas Cowboys



3 Chinese friends, Bu, Cu and Fu went to America. They decided to americanize their names.

Bu became Buck, Cu became Chuck and Fu went back to China.


Q: What do poker and sex have in common?

A: If you don’t have a good partner, you better have a good hand.


Q. Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs?A. Because he doesn’t want anyone to know he’s screwing a chicken.



Q. Why couldn’t the blonde add 10 and 7 on a calulator?

A. She couldn’t find the 10 key.


Q: How do you know when a man’s planning for the future?

A: He buys TWO cases of beer.


June 4, 2008 - Posted by | Humor

1 Comment »

  1. Need a Fun, Unique Gift and the Perfect Anesthetic for the Harsh Realities of Life? Check out Confessions of an Atypical Asian at This book is meant to be a humorous perspective on stereotypes based on personal experiences, and to remind people to: Accept yourself just as you are; Acknowledge all that you are and all that you are not; Laugh! – especially at yourself; and Do not take yourself too seriously.

    Comment by CC | June 4, 2008 | Reply

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