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Good Advice From Kids

“Never trust a dog to watch your food.”
— Patrick, age 10

“When your dad is mad and asks you, “Do I look stupid?’
Don’t answer.”
— Hannah, age 9

Never tell your Mom her diet’s not working.”
— Michael, age 14

“Stay away from prunes.”
— Randy, age 9

“Don’t pull Dad’s finger when he tells you to.”
— Emily, age 10

“When your Mom is mad at your dad, don’t let her brush your hair.”
— Taylia, age 11

“Never let your three-year old brother in the same room as your school assignment.”
— Traci, age 14

“A puppy always has bad breath–even after eating a Tic-Tac.”
—  Andrew, age 9

“Never hold a dustbuster and a cat at the same time.”
—  Kyoyo, age 11

“You can’t hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.”
— Amir, age 9

“Don’t wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts.”
— Kellie, age 11

“If you want a kitten, start out by asking for a horse.”
— Naomi, age 15

“Felt-tip markers are not good to use as lipstick.”
— Lauren, age 9

“Don’t pick on your sister when she’s holding a baseball bat.”
— Joel, age 10

“When you get a bad grade in school, show it to your Mom when she’s on the phone.”
— Alyesha, age 13

“Never try to baptize a cat.”
— Eileen, age 8


June 7, 2008 - Posted by | Humor

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