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Animal Quotes

* “I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven’t got the guts to bite people themselves.”
— August Strindberg

* “If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons.”
— James Thurber

* “If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man.”
— Mark Twain

* “Ever consider what they must think of us? I mean, here we come back from a grocery store with the most amazing haul – chicken, pork, half a cow. They must think we’re the greatest hunters on earth!”
— Anne Tyler

* “My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to $3.00 a can. That’s almost $21.00 in dog money.”
–Joe Weinstein

* “There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.”
— Ben Williams

* “Cat’s motto No matter what you’ve done wrong, always try to make it look like the dog did it.”
— Unknown

June 12, 2008 - Posted by | Animal Lovers, Humor

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