* Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.
— Robert A. Heinlein.
* Obesity is really widespread.
— Joesph O. Kern II.
* A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he’s finished.
— Zsa Zsa Gabor.
* When a man opens the car door for his wife, it’s either a new car or a new wife.
— Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh.
* You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you a look that says, “Wov, You are right! I never would have thought of that- Dave Barry
* A barking dog is more useful than a sleeping lion-
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