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Why?

Why are fish never good tennis players?
*They don’t like getting close to the net.

What do you take off last before getting into bed?
*Your feet off the floor.

Why is a baseball game like a pancake?
*Because they both depend on the batter.

Why does a ballerina wear a tutu?
*Because one-one’s too small and three-three’s too big.

How does the ocean say hello to the sand?
*It waves.

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June 12, 2008 - Posted by | Humor

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