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Speed Limits…

A police officer pulls over a car with a young blonde driver in it….
Cop : “Miss, this is a 65 MPH highway, why are you going so slowly?”
Blonde : “Officer, I saw a lot of signs saying 22, not 65.”
Cop : “Oh miss, that`s not the speed limit, that`s the name of the highway you`re on!”
Blonde : “Oh! Stupid me! Thanks for letting me know, I`ll be more careful from now on.”
At this point the cop looks into the back seat of the car, where the passengers are shaking and white as ghosts.
Cop : “Excuse me miss, what`s wrong with your friends back there? They`re shaking something awful.”
Blonde : “Oh… We just got off of highway 119”.

June 16, 2008 - Posted by | Humor

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