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How to impress a client

I was in the airport VIP lounge en route to Seattle a couple of weeks ago.

While in there, I noticed Bill Gates sitting comfortably in the corner, enjoying a drink.

I was meeting a very important client who was also flying to Seattle, but she was running a little bit late.

Well, being a straightforward kind of guy, I approached the Microsoft chairman, introduced myself, and said, “Mr. Gates, I wonder if you would do me a favor.”

“Yes?”

“I’m sitting right over there,” pointing to my seat at the bar, and I’ m waiting for a very important client. Would you be so kind when she arrives as to come walk by and just say “Hi Tom?”

“Sure.”

I shook his hand and thanked him and went back to my seat.

About ten minutes later, my client showed up. We ordered a drink and started to talk business.

A couple of minutes later, I felt a tap on my shoulder. It Was Bill Gates. “Hi, Tom,” he said.

I replied, “Shut up, Bill, I’m in a meeting.”

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September 24, 2008 Posted by | Humor | Leave a comment

Vacancy – American Red Cross (Banda Aceh)

The American Red Cross Tsunami Recovery Program (TRP) had been established to direct the organization’s response to the South Asia tsunami disaster. The TRP activities focus on integrated community recovery and preparedness interventions in tsunami affected countries in Asia and East Africa in collaboration with Red Cross and non-Red Cross partners. Please visit http://www.redcross.org/tsunamirelief

The Indonesia TRP Delegation operates from offices in Banda Aceh, Calang, Lamno. It also has liaison offices in Jakarta, and other areas in Aceh province in collaboration with the Indonesian Red Cross.

The American Red Cross seeks dynamic individuals to fill the :

Soc Mob Reporting & ME Officer
(Aceh)

Responsibilities:
Prepare weekly, monthly and quarterly reports of progress for the SocMob program
Develop monitoring and evaluation system and tools based on log frame, together with PM and M&E delegate.
Prepare minutes in all attended meetings
Provide monitoring data to the Program Manager to ensure that the progress and achievements are properly documented
Ensure that routine information on progress and activities implemented is available.
Ensure that appropriate systems and methodologies for beneficiary accountability are in place
Provide support to PMI in the implementation of the program by enabling them to access appropriate reporting tools and trainings
Coordinate American Red Cross initiatives for M&E support and capacity development of PMI towards the implementation of SocMob program
To conduct field visits to project sites to collect information (50-75% travel)

Requirements:
In good mental and physical health
Precise and analytical worker
Team player
Flexible and able to manage problems on his/ her own
Diplomatic
Self-supporting in computers (Windows, spreadsheets, word processing)
Red Cross/ Red Crescent – knowledge of policy and procedure, organization and activities
Language- Proficiency in English and Indonesian (written and spoken).
Previous similar work experience with good capacity for negotiation and communication
Clear view on ethical matters
Teamwork; commitment to the International Red Cross and Red Crescent Movement; integrity and personal conduct; sensitivity to diversity; flexibility and adaptability; initiative and direction and interpersonal skills
University degree

Please submit your application and curriculum vitae to hr@amredcross.org put Job title in Subject line. Only applications in English and short listed candidates will be notified. Applications submitted after Sept 26, 2008 will not be considered.

September 23, 2008 Posted by | Humor | Leave a comment

Lowongan Kerja di PT INDOMOBIL FINANCE INDONESIA

Kami perusahaan pembiayaan Indomobil Group mengundang para profesional berkualitas untuk mengisi posisi :

System & Procedur Manager (SPM)
Job Description :
Membuat system dan prosedur untuk perusahaan secara keseluruhan.

Mencakup :
kebijakan operasional untuk consumer finance, finance accounting, HRGA dll

Menstandarisasi formulir-formulir yang digunakanMemberikan ide-ide baru mengenai system dan prosedur yang efektif dan efisien untuk perusahaan

Qualification :
Pria/ Wanita , usia maks 36 tahun
Sarjana Ekonomi / Akuntansi dari Universitas terkemuka
Pengalaman kerja di Kantor Akuntan Publik min. 3 tahun dan mengerti ISO 9000
Pengalaman membuat Policy, System & Procedure
Dapat bekerjasama dalam tim dan bersedia melakukan perjalanan dinas

Mohon kirimkan aplikasi Anda disertai foto terbaru dalam amplop tertutup rapi disertai kode jabatan, selambat-lambatnya 2 minggu dari sekarang, ke :
HRD MANAGER
PT INDOMOBIL FINANCE INDONESIA
WISMA INDOMOBIL I LT.11
JL. M.T Haryono Kav.8
Jakarta 13330

atau

E-mail : hr_recruitment@indomobilfinance.com

July 31, 2008 Posted by | Humor | Leave a comment

Vacancy : Telecommunication Services Company

We are a fast growing telecommunication services company (ISO 9001:2000 certified) inviting professionals to fulfill below challenging positions:

Logistics & Procurement Manager General

Requirements:
– Male/ Female, age maximum 34 years old
– Holder of Bachelor Degree (S1) in any major from Reputable Universities with minimum GPA 3.00 of 4 scale
– Having minimum 3 years experience in similar position
– Having knowledge ini export-import procedure
– Computer literate, MS Office, ACC PAC
– Fluency in spoken & written English
– Strong analytical skill
– High level of personal motivation
– Dynamic, excellent communication, and hard worker

Job location in Jakarta
Vacant for 2 positions

Procurement Scope of Works:
– Interpret and make decisions in accordance with laws, ordinances, rules, regulations, and policies governing the purchase and contracting of commodities and services
– Work cooperatively with other agency and vendor employees, city management, department heads and elected officials
– Perform a broad range of supervisory responsibilities over professional buyers
– Various grades, qualities, and varieties of materials, supplies, and equipment

Logistics Scope of Works:
– Responsible for managing processes involved in a supply chain and liaises with a variety of parties, including suppliers of raw materials, manufacturers, retailers and, increasingly, consumers
– Co-ordinate processes to ensure customer satisfaction, an awareness of and strategic response to external influences, such as legislation, is vital
– Distribution may involve transportation, stock control, warehousing, and ensuring structures are in place to monitor the flow of goods and materials

If you are interested in career opportunity with us, please submit your CV/ resume and recent photograph to:

Recruitment Officer
Kompleks D’Best Fatmawati Blok C 16-17
Jl. RS Fatmawati No. 15
Jakarta Selatan 12420

or by e-mail to:
hrd@k3m.biz
(maximum 200 KB and put the position you applied as an e-mail subject)

July 31, 2008 Posted by | Humor | Leave a comment

Vacancy : Finance & Accounting

PT Sorini Towa Berlian Corporindo (previously PT Sorini Towa Berlian Corporation) is a joint venture company producing polyol products as a synergy of strengths among PT SORINI AGRO ASIA CORPORINDO, Tbk Indonesia (previously PT SORINI CORPORATION, Tbk Indonesia), MITSUBISHI SHOJI FOODTECH CO.,LTD – Japan (previously TOWA CHEMICAL INDUSTRY CO. Ltd. Japan) and MITSUBISHI CORPORATION – Japan.

To strengthen our rapid and continuing growth leading joint venture chemical company in Asia with worldwide market, we invite highly qualified and deeply committed professional, for the position of :

FINANCE & COSTING CHIEF (FCC)

Qualifications:

– University graduate majoring in Economy Accounting, min. GPA 2.9
– Having 3 (three) years experience in similar position
– English language & computer literacy (MS Office) is a must.
– Have analytical thinking and communication skill
– Hardworker, result oriented, willing to improve and honest
– Ready to be Interviewed and willing to stay in Beji Pasuruan

ACCOUNTING STAFF (ACS)

Qualifications :

– University graduate majoring in Economy Accounting, min. GPA 2.9
– Having 2 (two) years experience in similar position
– English language & computer literacy (MS Office) is a must.
– Have analytical thinking and communication skill
– Hardworker, willing to improve and honest
– Ready to be Interviewed and willing to stay in Beji Pasuruan

Please send your Application letter, CV (phone no.), recent photographs and supporting documents to :
HR Department
PT Sorini Towa Berlian Corporindo (STBC)
via E-mail to : hr@stbc.co.id
Website : www.stbc.co.id

July 31, 2008 Posted by | Humor | Leave a comment

Little Johnny ( very naughty )

I forward this joke 4 my friend @ BIMA, specially 4 B’Dayat and Veronika S.

Smile, Guys!!! 😉

Dear All,
 Please enjoy the innocence & witifulness of Small kids…….. ……… ……… …

It was Friday  morning, and that meant it was time for an activity that the teacher  called ‘add to the picture’. The teacher would call students to the  chalkboard one at a time. The first student would draw an object on the  chalkboard, and each following student would add something to the picture  to make it a new picture.

 

 

The  teacher called on James to start things off.    
James  returned to his seat.
The  teacher called on Ernie next.

 

 

 Ernie  returned to his seat.
Now  it was Suzy’s turn.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Suzy  returned to her seat.
Next,  the teacher called Kim  to the board.

 

 

 

 

Kim  returned to her seat.
About  this time, little Johnny began waving his arm hysterically. Little Johnny  was well known for being off center, so the teacher was reluctant to call  on him for anything. But as the teacher looked at the picture on the  chalkboard, she thought that there was no way that little Johnny could  possibly do anything to make this pictur e dirty. So she cal led on little  Johnny, and he ran to the chalkboard.

 

 

 

 

The  entire class erupted with laughter…. the Teacher fainted.  
Little  Johnny had done it  again.

 

 

By: Daniel (FFO)

Good JOb, Bro!!

LOL

July 9, 2008 Posted by | Humor | Leave a comment

Confusing English … !???

Just read :

1. If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?

2. Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?

3. If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?

4. If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren’t people from
Holland called Holes?

5. Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

6. Why is the men who invest all your money called a broker?

7. If horrific means made horrible, does terrific mean made terrible?

8. Why is it called building when it is already built?

9. If a book about failures doesn’t sell, is it a success?

10. If you’re not supposed to drink and drive, then why do Bars have
parking lots?

11. If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times,
does he become disoriented?

12. If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat??
Human ???

13 . **) If working hours are meant for working, then why are you
reading this???**

**)Get Back to WORK !!

July 7, 2008 Posted by | Humor, Learn English - Vocabulary | Leave a comment

World’s Weirdest Creatures

Alpaca

Angora Rabbit

 

Axolotl

Aye-Aye

Blobfish

Dumbo Octopus

Emperor Tamarin

Frill-necked Lizard

Hagfish

Komondor Dog

Narwhal

Pink Fairy Armadillo

Proboscis Monkey

Pygmy Marmoset

Shoebill

Sloth

Star-nosed Mole

Sucker-footed Bat

Sun Bear

Tapir

Trasier

Yeti Crab

 

And Finally…

………………..

———————-

YOU…..!!!

 

 

GOTCHA !!!! 

Hohoho…!!!  😉

 

Source : Sridhar G (FFO)

July 3, 2008 Posted by | Humor | Leave a comment

Retirement Center

Two elderly gentlemen from a retirement center were sitting on a bench under a tree when one turns to the other and says: “John, I’m 83 years old now and I’m just full of aches and pains. I know you’re about my age. How do you feel?”

John says, “I feel just like a newborn baby.”

“Really!? Like a newborn baby!?”

“Yep. No hair, no teeth, and I think I just pooped my pants.”

July 3, 2008 Posted by | Humor | Leave a comment

Suspicious Wife

A wife suspected that her husband was having an affair with the housemaid.

She thought of a plan to take him by surprise.

One Friday she told the maid to take the day off and that night she went into the maid’s room, switched off all the lights and, in pitch darkness, slipped into the bed.

Sure enough at midnight, there were footsteps and a figure opened the door and slipped into the maid’s bed beside her…

After a few passionate kisses, the wife suddenly switched on the lights and asked, “Surprised?”

“I sure am, ma’am!” stammered the chauffeur.

June 30, 2008 Posted by | Humor | Leave a comment